There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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