u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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