I hate your face
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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