sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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