You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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