Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
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everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
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Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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