i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
