Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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