yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
Boobs are out for the taking
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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