So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
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no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight