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• (818): View more from California

  i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on

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  and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count

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  You don't understand. I'm not like you.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?

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• (778): View more from British Columbia

  Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.

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• (916): View more from California

  You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.

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