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• (305): View more from Florida

  1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge

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• (949): View more from California

  hell yes lets make some ravioli

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.

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  You might as well just give her the money now.

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• (212): View more from New York

  it was like a zeppelin in a condom

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• (530): View more from California

  Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"

  (404): View more from Georgia

  I come from her. Holy hell.

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• (585): View more from New York

  AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)

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• (562): View more from California

  The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.

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  it was the only safe place

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