some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
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HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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