She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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