how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
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What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable