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• (602): View more from Arizona

  how was that guy you hooked up with?

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  i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing

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• (310): View more from California

  just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.

  (310): View more from California

  now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!

  (310): View more from California

  whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.

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• (910): View more from North Carolina

  You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  Lets go hit some boners bro!

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  I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.

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• (606): View more from Kentucky

  I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable

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