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(269): View more from Michigan

So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!

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(914): View more from New York

she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.

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(607): View more from New York

i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.

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(770): View more from Georgia

A university police officer just hhigh fived me when i drunkenly stumbled into Aderhold. Fucking 5 o'clock somewhere.ITS IN CASABLANCA RIGHT NOW! TIME ZONES!

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(504): View more from Louisiana

My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often

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(314): View more from Missouri

Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.

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