Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
19 People Did The Wildest Things When They Were Black-Out Drunk
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
21 Signs That A Dude is Probably Insane
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.