I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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