brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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