I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
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you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
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I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
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