It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
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i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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