That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
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That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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