I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
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You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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