U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
