She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
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