Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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