Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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