I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
there was a kid getting taken out of the waterpark handcuffed to a wheelchair singing "tryna catch me ridin dirty"
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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