i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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