i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
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Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
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just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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