Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
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Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
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I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
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I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
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I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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