Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
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