She's JV to your varsity
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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