scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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