Dual....:-)
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize
