you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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