I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Randomize
