we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
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he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
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If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
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Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
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