I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
She announced her abortion via fbk
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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