he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
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What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
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I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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