Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
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I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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