Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
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What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
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NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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