he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
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do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
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How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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