I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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