theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I woke up in my girlfriends bed with another guy laying next to me. wtf.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
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she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
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all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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