i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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