I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
It was kinda hard to explain to his wife why there was chocolate syrup on the ceiling.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was at the pharmacy picking up my herpes medication and the pharmacist asked if I had any questions about my medicine, looked at the bottle, and laughed. Insult to injury man.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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