i think i have herpe
just one?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
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You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
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