So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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