This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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