Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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