Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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