This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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