CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I believe in your delicious
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
Randomize
