No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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