I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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